Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Yikes! UWS...

Well, I am hanging with Fiona and I find myself with yet another UWS on my clothing. What is a UWS you ask?  UWS stands for Unidentified Wet Spot.

I find myself with these more often than not these days. They come in many shapes and sizes and I find myself caring less and less about them.

I assume you are completely disgusted and yet intrigued at the moment so I'll continue. As a new mom, I find myself with a UWS at least once a day. Today, I find one on my leggings and I think...hmm...this could be milk, formula, spit up or yes, you guessed it...something that escaped from Fiona's diaper.

These often happen when we are on our way out the door to the doctor or somewhere where we will have to see other adults. Before baby (BB) I would have changed immediately and made sure I looked respectable. Now, I run out the door with weirdness on me. So far, no one has judged me...to my face.

Today, I assume it is milk on my leggings because it seems Fiona is still as dry as a newborn can be.

I also assume that this is something other new moms understand and deal with. Being covered in puke or formula just comes with the job. If not, I am officially a disgusting, revolting mommy.

The adorable little one makes this all worth it, and I find myself finding humor in all of this grossness. That's right, I actually laugh at how dirty I am. I hope you do too....if not...please don't make fun. Or at least have the decency to do it behind my back.

Fiona says hello, she is currently dreaming in her baby bed. Ahhh the life of a newborn!

I'll share some of my favorite pictures soon...I have probably taken enough of her in her first month of life to fill an entire full sized album. It's only fair I share a few with you, my few loyal readers:)

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